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tumblr ask game!

👤do you live alone?

👥if you do live with others how often are you home? if you don’t, do you ever have guests staying when you’re not there?

💡how late do you keep the lights on?

📌what is your work schedule?

🏝going on a vacation soon?

📺count the number of electronics in your home! what are they?

🔫do you own any weapons and if so are they in a safe?

🛌are you a light or heavy sleeper?

🪙do you collect anything? sneakers, jewelry?

💵do you ever keep cash laying around the house and if so where?

🐴are your neighbors nosy?do they own weapons?

🚨do you have a home security system

Hey uh. Maybe don't do this one. Don't think I need to explain why

let people enjoy things

Karlach and Tav call it 'tail catch' - Tav is very fast (she's a champion at red hands/slapsies), but Karlach is persistent.

They also like to play chase and tag and tussle:

(They're both jocks, they can't help it.)

have you ever been stung by a bee?

Literally how y'all???

Do you not have bees where you live? Or is it that you are suprised there's that many ppl who haven't?

What are you all doing to get stung by bees?? They literally let you pick them up and pet them if you're calm. I've had them land on me loads and just hang out for a while but I've never been stung?? They're just chill lil dudes.

So I was like...3 or 4 years old, right? Living with my parents in Germany.

My dad and I were on a volksmarch (nature hike), and in the middle of the woods, when my shoe lace came untied. I was still at that age where I sucked at tying my own shoes, so my dad knelt to tie it and I'm just looking around at the pretty trees.

When I feel something tickling my neck. And I thought it was my dad tickling me.

So I just slammed my head into my shoulder, thinking I would catch his fingers.

And the bumble bee, who must have been truly horrified that whatever the f*ck he'd just landed on was like collapsing around him, stuck his stinger into my neck and flew off to die.

So I mean, definitely my fault there, but also I was like 3.

was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets f*cking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

the secret to writing good smut that doesn't feel like you're just repeating the same words for junk and f*cking over and over is to spend your effort writing about everything happening around the sex and everything happening inside the heads of the people having sex and before you know it you have four paragraphs of introspection and two paragraphs describing the space and it's okay to use the word co*ck again

Ran a suspiciously familiar set of colors tonight 👀

Shadow of Durge Oneshot

Us until the end 3/3

after the end...🫀🫀🫀

Jacq changent when Orin stayed the same, and Bhaal couldn't allow it, and most important, Orin herself couldn't accept it.

Astarion voice: "I don't know if everyone is acting strange because [REDACTED]or if you're all just a bunch of weirdos."

whats the loudest reocurring noise that happens near ur house for example i live next to an airport so its definitely the planes

Just gonna record these twisties for posterity in case the beads I make with them go to sh*t. Put in some time on these things.

Reproduction Merovingian beads.

“sex/romance/empathy makes us human,” they say. awful. pathetic. what makes us human is the urge to set things on fire

you’re actually correct!

Cooking is the one thing that only humans do and can be directly linked to the increase in our brain size

Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs

Behold, a (hu)man!

The bird that torments Prometheus learned something

uhhh sh*tpost time sorry

Alexis Mabille | Fall/Winter 2024 Couture